Forget C. Forget Java.
Welcome to Bronze. If you want a language that’s lightweight, actually understands your hardware, and has enough personality to call you out on your bad habits, you’re in the right place. Bronze is built for everything from simple system tools to pro-tier app development.
Compatible with WinXP, 7, 10, 11
How it works
Write your code in a text file. Change extension to .brnz. Run it. That's it. No 5GB compiler suites needed here.
Shielded Variables (The Time Machine)
Sick of losing your state? Use v(/myVar/) to lock a variable. If you mess up, just call v(/myVar/)*1 to grab the previous version. It’s built-in history for your data. Bricks go with bricks, legos go with legos. Type locking is enforced for safety.
The Shame List (Error Glossary)
We don't do boring error messages. If you break Bronze, it'll tell you exactly how it feels about your mistakes.
| Code | The Sass | What you actually did |
|---|---|---|
| 025 | "Yeah. Real useful. When do you actually *RUN* the code?" | Forgot bronze.run |
| 030 | "Error 030 - spoiled princess" | Tried to edit a flag without Admin |
| 155 | "Unused List Error... What about the potatoes? Jeez!" | Created a list and never called it |
| 175 | "Literal bricks don't go with Legos. Are you a baby?" | Tried to change a variable type |
| 195 | "I get it. Loops are fun... but you don't need to DO IT FOREVER" | Infinite loop with no stall |
| 854 | "You know you're lonely when you're communicating with air." | No response from target IP |
| 855 | "what'r u a hckrman?????" | Tried to send code via net.sendData |
System Elevation
Need to touch system files? You gotta be pro about it. Use the request flag to get Admin access, otherwise the spoiled princess error stays active.
The Render Snap
Don't waste the GPU. Render snapshots of 3D OBJs directly into a variable. 256x256, 86px textures. It's clean, it's fast, and it works.